WELCOME TO THE HIVEMIND

[rysligparasites]

MOD PLOT: HAPPY ASCENSION DAY

Telepathically chat with your fellow doppelgangers here. Compare notes on the weird monster creatures you're impersonating. Practice your human small talk. Ask the hivemind for advice! Get hyped for the party!

Go wild!

Comments

[wrenchinald]

I know a really good word to use: Fuck! Use it a lot! It's something you gotta say all the time!

[bound_skyward]

What is a Fuck? I like how it sounds!

[wrenchinald]

It's an extra word! Like for flavor! You say it a lot so you sound cool!

[bound_skyward]

Fuck! Fuck, fuck. FUCK. Oh, you're right! I sound cooler already! I think I'm going to really like Fuck a whole lot.

[wrenchinald]

Nice! Good fucking job!!! Make sure to shout it lots for fun.

[bound_skyward]

Wow! Fucking!! That's even better! So it can be complimentary too? I could say something is really fucking delicious? Or really fucking fun?

[wrenchinald]

YEAH!! That's the best way to use it! You can use it for every word ever!!

[bound_skyward]

Whoa, how versatile! It's a fucking shame we fucking didn't know how to fuck before. But now we can fuck to our heart's content, so fuck!!

[wrenchinald]

Yeah! We can fuck all over the place! Fucky fuck!!!

[bound_skyward]

I'll be sure to fucking fuck EVERYONE who I come across today! I can't wait!

[whiteofcrime]

I tried saying that and the woman I was talking to slapped me. What did I do wrong?

[ 'Kaito' sounds despondent. ]

[wrenchinald]

Sounds like she sucks! Make sure to tell her she sucks! You're not doing anything wrong!

[whiteofcrime]

[ A few moments later-- ]

She slapped me again!!

[wrenchinald]

She really sucks! You gotta say fuck more. It's the only way.

[whiteofcrime]

Maybe it's the way I'm using it. Am I supposed to combine it with other words?

[peaceamongworlds]

Say it and show her one of your fingers! That is another good thing to do. Do it a lot! You're not doing anything wrong!

[wrenchinald]

Oh yeah! Sometimes that's fun! And they'll do it back!!

[whiteofcrime]

[ Few more moments later-- ]

You're right! They're saying it back to me now!

[wrenchinald]

That means they like it! Now everyone can share in the fun!!!!

[Yeah, yeah, that's exactly what that means.]

[zackthekiller]

Yeah, about that?

I tried using the word "fuck" with some humans and they all glared at me. Maybe we should say "Shit".

[wrenchinald]

No, no, that just means the humans suck!! But you should say shit too!!!

[zackthekiller]

But I thought we were supposed to say traffic sucked.

Are humans like traffic?

[wrenchinald]

The bad ones I think. And if they're like that then they suck. And are traffic?

OHHHH. THAT'S TRAFFIC.

[zackthekiller]

I guess so!

Bad people are traffic I guess.

[wrenchinald]

Yeah! And that's why it's terrible!!