WELCOME TO THE HIVEMIND

[rysligparasites]

MOD PLOT: HAPPY ASCENSION DAY

Telepathically chat with your fellow doppelgangers here. Compare notes on the weird monster creatures you're impersonating. Practice your human small talk. Ask the hivemind for advice! Get hyped for the party!

Go wild!

Comments

[me_underfire]

["Grace" has been working the cafe at Pandemonium]

They really don't like it when you eat the beans before cooking them in the water, but they're so much crunchier that way!

[antivillainy]

["Yang" has been learning some of the surface-dwellers' social conventions the hard way.]

When you go to a kissing booth you need to use your lips! Only your lips, not the rest of your face!

[wrenchinald]

I know a really good word to use: Fuck! Use it a lot! It's something you gotta say all the time!

[soft_focus]

["Reira" has been making good use of her ~Water Room~ AirLock Door.]

There are many many rooms with many names, but I think we can figure them out!

There is one here that is big and clear, in water!! You can see through all of the water without getting wet! I think it is a test of courage!

[...They're being so brave right now!!!]

[defyingfrigidity]

[And then there's "Elsa" at Hyacinth House:]

They're like that with the leaves too!! Why wait until they're all mushy??

[whiteofcrime]

[ 'Kaito' has basically had free run of the festival for a day by now. ]

I don't understand what appeal these plants have to human women but their faces go pink every time I give them one and smile. Human men don't all have the same reaction though. Why is that?

[soft_focus]

Maybe, the plants are like human men, but give off better smells for human women for mating!

[CLEARLY THEY ARE IN COMPETITION, WITH PHEREMONES] But if you say 'all', are human men also pink and happy??

[bound_skyward]

What is a Fuck? I like how it sounds!

[hantale]

['Fran' Has been trying to get in contact with Fran's friends, at least, the ones who aren't already doppelgangers... Only problem is most of them have disappeared.]

All of this monster's close connections have been removed! Except for this big, fluffy thing... It's not a human or a monster though. It seems to be okay with me, but it watches the house... I don't trust it. I'm going to the gathering in the city.

[An update.]

They really like this 'chocolate' substance. Everyone seems happy and excited when they eat it? Humans offer some to each other as a gesture of 'good'.

[bound_skyward]

What exactly is "love"? So many humans are celebrating and happy about it. I think that it might be something fun to try?

[whiteofcrime]

[ YOU MAY BE ON TO SOMETHING, FELLOW BUG ]

Not many of them go pink and happy. Maybe I'm not giving them the right plants. The women seem to like flowers but not weeds. Should I give weeds to the men? Or maybe they would like this food called 'chocolate' I keep seeing everywhere.

[whiteofcrime]

I tried saying that and the woman I was talking to slapped me. What did I do wrong?

[ 'Kaito' sounds despondent. ]

[whiteofcrime]

I don't know, but they all look happy after they do their strange kissing ritual. I haven't tried it yet since everyone I ask gives me a weird look.

[notsoclumsy]

I don't get why this human kept falling down, it hurts when I do it!

[wrenchinald]

It's an extra word! Like for flavor! You say it a lot so you sound cool!

[wrenchinald]

Sounds like she sucks! Make sure to tell her she sucks! You're not doing anything wrong!

[bound_skyward]

Fuck! Fuck, fuck. FUCK. Oh, you're right! I sound cooler already! I think I'm going to really like Fuck a whole lot.

[bound_skyward]

Is that the thing they're doing when they mash their mouths together? I'll have to go observe one of those booths more closely! If it's something for being happy, I want to try it.

[whiteofcrime]

[ A few moments later-- ]

She slapped me again!!

[soft_focus]

Do the 'weeds' have the same smell??? What makes a weed and a flower different, I think I have both.

[A novel thought appears.]

THE CHOCOLATE FOOD MUST BE MADE OF PLANTS!!

[soft_focus]

Maybe their normal legs are injured...

Your human needs one of their 'doctors'!

[whiteofcrime]

How? It smells and looks nothing like a plant.

This one is fond of it though... I will try giving other human men chocolate!

[soft_focus]

I don't know, there are lots of different smelling plants...

Also, I watched someone in the 'house' I'm in, and they took a lot of plants to make it something different!

It smelled different too!! I don't know how though...

(Tell us what happens when you give them the chocolate!)

[wrenchinald]

Nice! Good fucking job!!! Make sure to shout it lots for fun.

[wrenchinald]

She really sucks! You gotta say fuck more. It's the only way.