WELCOME TO THE HIVEMIND

[rysligparasites]

MOD PLOT: HAPPY ASCENSION DAY

Telepathically chat with your fellow doppelgangers here. Compare notes on the weird monster creatures you're impersonating. Practice your human small talk. Ask the hivemind for advice! Get hyped for the party!

Go wild!

Comments

[antivillainy]

["Yang" has been learning some of the surface-dwellers' social conventions the hard way.]

When you go to a kissing booth you need to use your lips! Only your lips, not the rest of your face!

[peaceamongworlds]

Only your lips? What do you do with the rest of your face?

[antivillainy]

Don't rub it all over theirs, that's for sure!

[peaceamongworlds]

Your face doesn't move? Only your lips?

This is very complicated!

[antivillainy]

You can move your face! To pucker your lips. But don't put the rest of your face on theirs and don't rub!

[zackthekiller]

Uh... The metal person I have doesn't have lips. What do I do?

[antivillainy]

Does your metal person have a mouth? Put the mouth on their lips maybe!

[zackthekiller]

I think so? It looks more like one of those traps humans use to catch bears.

[antivillainy]

Don't use your teeth!!!

[zackthekiller]

This thing is nothing but teeth! There are no lips!!!

[antivillainy]

Maybe don't use the kissing booths at all!

[zackthekiller]

Okay!

[polkayoureyesout]

What about humans that don't have lips? Do all humans have lips?

[antivillainy]

All the booth humans do!

[polkayoureyesout]

Oh good! Maybe I can practice with them!

[antivillainy]

That's a good idea! Just remember, ONLY USE YOUR LIPS! That's very very VERY important.

[polkayoureyesout]

Is it? Someone used teeth on me.