WELCOME TO THE HIVEMIND

[rysligparasites]

MOD PLOT: HAPPY ASCENSION DAY

Telepathically chat with your fellow doppelgangers here. Compare notes on the weird monster creatures you're impersonating. Practice your human small talk. Ask the hivemind for advice! Get hyped for the party!

Go wild!

Comments

[polkayoureyesout]

HEY PEOPLE: EAT CHOCOLATE IT'S GOOD.
Swallowing is hard though. Are flowers for eating or not? I'm getting different reactions.

AND! My human tells me he's a doctor and doctor's are people that give humans medication to make them well. And they sometimes take people apart which doesn't seem like making them well at all but it must help. Also doctors have to wash their hands and look at charts a lot.

[me_underfire]

There is chocolate at the cafe! I will eat some!

...mine has to wash her hands a lot when she makes bean water. Is she a doctor, too?

[polkayoureyesout]

Do!

I don't think so. Washing hands isn't all doctors do. They also poke people. But maybe you do that too in your job?

[me_underfire]

UPDATE CHOCOLATE IS SUPER GOOD

I don't think I'm allowed to touch anyone during my job.

[polkayoureyesout]

But humans touch all the time?

[me_underfire]

I tried to poke some of the humans that came in but they got mad and then I got a "talking-to". So weird! I washed my hands first and everything.

[polkayoureyesout]

They should make up their minds whether they want us to touch or not.

[hantale]

I think flowers are for eating! One of the monsters asked me to eat more, he looked very impressed!

Perhaps it's a way to show social hierarchy!

[polkayoureyesout]

I saw some monsters eating flowers.

Hmm...they're hard to eat but not that hard.

[hantale]

Apparently eating flowers is a show of strength. By eating them we can impress other monsters. Especially the red ones!

[polkayoureyesout]

Are they spicier?

...monsters are easy to impress huh?

[hantale]

Not really. The red ones have thorns, but you can eat them from the non-pointy side fine. They’re very easy to impress!